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Mission: Impossible - Fallout
9.6/10 stinky bananas The best Mission: Impossible ever made. So fucking good. Fallout is widely considered one of the best action movies...
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Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation
8.7/10 stinky bananas Tom Cruise don't miss. Another Mission: Impossible banger. Instrument guns? That's cool as shit. Tom Cruise is 60...
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Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
8.4/10 stinky bananas Another entertaining entry for the Mission: Impossible franchise. Tom looks great with long hair. First The Last...
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Mission: Impossible 3
8.5/10 stinky bananas We are so fucking back. What a recovery after the absolute debacle that is Mission: Impossible 2. Philip Seymour...
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Mission: Impossible 2
0/10 stinky bananas So fucking bad. It's criminal how bad this movie is. A complete departure from the rest of the Mission: Impossible...
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Mission: Impossible
8.5/10 stinky bananas Great spy thriller. It launched the best action movie franchise in the history of movies. Tom Cruise is the best in...
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Thunderbolts*
8.4/10 stinky bananas Another solid entry into the MCU library. The fall of the MCU has been grossly overstated. After Endgame,...
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The Accountant 2
6.0/10 stinky bananas A little disappointing. It definitely felt like a bit of a money grab. Ben Affleck completely changed his portrayal...
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The Accountant
8.1/10 stinky bananas Really good movie. Easily one of Ben Affleck's better acting performances. The Accountant has a fast pace, great...
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The Amateur
6.5/10 stinky bananas Decent. They absolutely bungled the ending of the movie though. What a shame. Let's start with what I like about...
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Sinners
8.9/10 stinky bananas Great movie. Lots of fun. Everything about the movie is good. It's aesthetically pleasing. It's well written. It's...
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Nobody
9.0/10 stinky bananas John Wick adjacent. Practically the same movie, scene for scene. Just to clarify, not a complaint. Nobody is a...
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The Wolf of Wall Street
9.2/10 stinky bananas Fantastic movie. This movie has reached a point where people have started to turn on it. I'm here to say the haters...
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The Sound of Music
9.4/10 stinky bananas Excellent movie. It's a musical with a Nazi subplot. What a combo. The music is fantastic. Every song hits. Even...
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Michael Clayton
8.4/10 stinky bananas Well executed thriller with some excellent acting to boot. Clooney is great in the whole movie, but the "you're so...
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Spaceballs
7.0/10 stinky bananas Pretty funny movie. There is some great stuff and there is some dumb stuff. Rick Moranis is a funny guy. I love...
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Se7en
8.5/10 stinky bananas Really good mystery thriller with an all time twist. Alright, let's get into it. I hate Brad Pitt's character. He's...
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Over the Top
8.8/10 stinky bananas Great fucking movie. Stallone at his best. There's so much to discuss, I don't even know where to start. This movie...
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Tarzan
9.2/10 stinky bananas Classic movie. You simply can't beat 90s Disney cartoons. Lion King, Aladdin, A Goofy Movie. What a run it was....
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Wicked
8.7/10 stinky bananas Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good. I love a good musical. Music is great. Damn near every song is a banger....
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