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Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

  • Nathan
  • May 28, 2025
  • 1 min read

8.7/10 stinky bananas


Tom Cruise don't miss. Another Mission: Impossible banger.


Instrument guns? That's cool as shit.


Tom Cruise is 60 and he's jacked. The guy doesn't age. Maybe Scientology is the truth.


Tom and Chris McQ (director) have the spy thriller genre down pat. They make great spy movie after great spy movie.


As we've become accustomed to now, Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation is a great movie from start to finish. BUT, if I had one little teeny tiny nitpick, it would be that it's a little too dark at times. Maybe I'm an idiot for saying that, but I stand by it. Give me a daytime action scene McQ! ... Upon further reflection, I do sound like an idiot. Feel free to disregard my opinions.


Anyway, WATCH THESE MOVIES. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE? WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN WATCHING MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE? The answer is nothing. See ya.



 
 

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