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Jingle All the Way
8.0/10 stinky bananas Great Christmas movie. Must watch every holiday season. Gotta love Arnold. His line delivery is one of a kind. It is so unbelievably preposterous. I fucking love it. Quick rankings... Actors with unique line delivery skills: Arnold Schwarzenegger Christopher Walken Nic Cage Good Christmas story. An absentee father that will do absolutely anything to do right by his kid. No complaints there. Phil Hartman steals the show. So fucking funny. Easily the best
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Smile 2
8.5/10 stinky bananas These Smile movies are psychological warfare. Smile 2 is a worthy sequel. It's better in some regards. Well...
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Smile
8.1/10 stinky bananas Damn good horror flick. Well directed movie. Smile is riddled with suspense, paranoia, and great fake-outs. The...
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One Battle After Another
5.6/10 stinky bananas Predictable and slow. The acting performances save this movie from being a complete dud. Leo, Sean Penn, and...
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Nope
6.9/10 stinky bananas Pretty good. Could've been great, but the movie kind of stumbles its way to the finish line. I like the concept....
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Shooter
8.4/10 stinky bananas Damn good action thriller. I enjoyed it thoroughly. Solid writing. Captivating story with snappy dialogue. Shooter...
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Wedding Crashers
9.9/10 stinky bananas All-time comedy. One of the best. Vince Vaughn at his peak. Excellent writing. Top 5 most quoted movie of all time?...
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White Chicks
8.5/10 stinky bananas Imagine if this movie got made today. I'm actually not sure which side of the aisle would be more mad about the...
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Happy Gilmore 2
7.7/10 stinky bananas All things considered, it's a pretty damn good sequel. This movie takes a lot of swings, but I think they hit more...
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The Fantastic Four: First Steps
9.0/10 stinky bananas The new Fantastic Four movie is... dare I say it... fantastic. I loved just about everything about it. The...
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Superman
7.1/10 stinky bananas Pretty good. Not great. Probably the worst of James Gunn's comic book endeavors. I like David Corenswet. He's a...
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F1
6.4/10 stinky bananas Decent movie. Leaves a lot to be desired. F1 is definitely disappointing given the hype, but the Hans Zimmer score...
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Dinner for Schmucks
0/10 stinky bananas A complete failure of a movie on every level. YIKES. It's a painfully uncomfortable and unfunny movie with some of...
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Captain America: Brave New World
4.4/10 stinky bananas Not good. It's the worst MCU movie I've seen in a long time. Captain America 4 is written like a CSI: Miami...
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Friendship
7.6/10 stinky bananas Easily one of the strangest movies I've ever seen. Tim Robinson is hilarious. He's one of the funniest people on...
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Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning
8.9/10 stinky bananas Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning is good old fashioned Mission Impossible fun. Tom Cruise is the fucking...
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Mission: Impossible - Fallout
9.6/10 stinky bananas The best Mission: Impossible ever made. So fucking good. Fallout is widely considered one of the best action movies...
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Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation
8.7/10 stinky bananas Tom Cruise don't miss. Another Mission: Impossible banger. Instrument guns? That's cool as shit. Tom Cruise is 60...
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Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
8.4/10 stinky bananas Another entertaining entry for the Mission: Impossible franchise. Tom looks great with long hair. First The Last...
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Mission: Impossible 3
8.5/10 stinky bananas We are so fucking back. What a recovery after the absolute debacle that is Mission: Impossible 2. Philip Seymour...
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