Jingle All the Way
- Nathan
- Nov 18, 2025
- 1 min read
8.0/10 stinky bananas
Great Christmas movie. Must watch every holiday season.
Gotta love Arnold. His line delivery is one of a kind. It is so unbelievably preposterous. I fucking love it. Quick rankings...
Actors with unique line delivery skills:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Christopher Walken
Nic Cage
Good Christmas story. An absentee father that will do absolutely anything to do right by his kid. No complaints there.
Phil Hartman steals the show. So fucking funny. Easily the best part of the movie.
Jingle All the Way is a funny Christmas movie with some good characters and a solid story. What else could you possibly want?
It's also an elite movie to throw on the TV with the sound off when you're having Christmas dinner. Imagine this... you've just finished scarfing down your dinner and your Dad just started complaining about the Liberals. All you gotta do is turn your head and you can watch Arnold Schwarzenegger punch a little person so hard that he flies across the room. That's what Christmas is all about.
See ya.


