The Christmas Chronicles

0/10 stinky bananas

Pathetic excuse for a Christmas movie. Consider me offended.

Awful script. Terrible concept. The acting... holy smokes. The little girl is the worst actress of all time. Whose niece is that? There is no chance she auditioned and the casting director chose her to be in this movie. I refuse to believe that I live in a world where that may have occurred.

How much did they pay Kurt Russell to do this? 40 million dollars? I can't imagine he read the script before signing on to be in this movie.

There is a scene where a bad guy stares into the camera and utters the line, "not garbage, not recycling, he's compost." I almost threw up. Somebody who got paid real money to write a script, sat at their computer, wrote that line, and thought to themselves, "yup, that's good, let's move on." Unbelievable. What's worse is that the line somehow got from the screenplay all the way into the movie. Not one person along the way saw a problem with that scene. That's movie making malpractice.

Anyway, if you've seen this pile of shit and liked it, I'm judging you. See ya.