Mission: Impossible 2

Nathan

May 23, 2025

1 min read

0/10 stinky bananas

So fucking bad. It's criminal how bad this movie is. A complete departure from the rest of the Mission: Impossible movies. I don't know how the franchise survived this horrendous piece of shit. The people responsible for this movie should be thrown in jail for life. No exaggeration.

Everything about Mission: Impossible 2 is ass. Camera work... ass. CGI... ass. Acting (with the exception of Tom Cruise, of course)... ass. Story... ass. Writing... ass. Villain... super ass. ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS.

I wish this movie was wiped off the face of the earth, never to be seen again. DON'T FUCKING WATCH THIS MOVIE.

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