The Accountant 2

6.0/10 stinky bananas

A little disappointing. It definitely felt like a bit of a money grab.

Ben Affleck completely changed his portrayal of the character. I'm not saying it was bad, but it felt less autistic? Is that bad to say? I like Ben Affleck when he's more autistic. Sue me.

The pace is much slower than the first and the story is all over the place. I don't give a flying fuck about this random Salvadorian family. Sloppy writing!

The treasury agent is so fucking annoying. What an awful character. The scene where she's pleading with a bunch of autistic kids to stop hacking into some random lady's laptop because it's "wrong" is the worst movie scene of 2025. Like lady, shut the fuck up. You recruited a notoriously violent criminal to assist you in this mission, he just beat the shit out of a factory manager, but hacking into some Karen's email for three seconds is over the line. I was happy when she got stabbed to bits by that lady with no memory, and I was sad when she somehow survived.

Anyway, the action is pretty damn good, but it pissed me off when they didn't show everything. This is an action movie, show me the damn bar fight. Is that too much to ask?

The brother relationship between Bernthal and Affleck is far and away the best part of the movie. They have great chemistry. Bernthal is the best.

I'm probably never going to see this movie again. Once was enough for me. Nonce might be enough for you. You're welcome.