Mission: Impossible

8.5/10 stinky bananas

Great spy thriller. It launched the best action movie franchise in the history of movies. Tom Cruise is the best in the business.

Mission: Impossible is tons of fun. Lots of twists and turns. Lots of memorable moments (e.g., vault scene, train & helicopter scene, etc.). Lots of great actors and characters (e.g., Jon Voight, Jean Reno, Gordon Bombay, etc.). Mission Impossible! Ethan Fucking Hunt, baby! How can you not love this shit?

Claire is a poopy actress and a poopy character. She's a black mark on the movie, but because I love the Mission: Impossible franchise so much, I have chosen to forget her existence altogether.

Anyway, watch this movie if you know what's good for you. Hell, watch the whole damn franchise right friggin now. See ya.