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The Town
9.0/10 stinky bananas Great movie. Ben Affleck has got the juice, baby! Acting, directing, and screenplay? What a beast. Jon Hamm and...
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The Departed
9.6/10 stinky bananas Excellent movie. Scorsese banger. Quite honestly, there isn't much to say. Everything about this movie is awesome -...
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Armageddon
7.9/10 stinky bananas Vintage Michael Bay movie. As the kids say, he was in his bag. I may not have used that phrase correctly, but you...
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The Italian Job (2003)
8.8/10 stinky bananas Great fucking movie. A Mark Wahlberg masterclass. The Italian Job is fun as hell. It's an action-packed double...
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10 Things I Hate About You
8.3/10 stinky bananas Meat and potatoes rom-com. This movie has everything you could want in a 90s rom-com. I enjoyed the hell out of it....
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Road House (2024)
6.6/10 stinky bananas It's fun. It's not close to as good as the original, but it's a passable remake. There is some horrific acting from...
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Dune: Part Two
7.6/10 stinky bananas More of the same from Denis Villeneuve. Just good. Nothing special. People are losing their fucking shit over this...
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Dune: Part One
7.1/10 stinky bananas It's pretty good. Nothing to write home about. The hype for these Dune movies are out of control and I have no idea...
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Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
10/10 stinky bananas Here we go again, indeed. Another perfect musical. In an age of terrible sequels and awful reboots that everybody...
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Mamma Mia!
10/10 stinky bananas Fantastic movie. Perfect musical. Mamma Mia! has the greatest soundtrack in the history of movies, literally No.1....
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Saltburn
7.9/10 stinky bananas This movie has an age limit. If you are 50+ (or deeply religious), I guarantee you turn your TV off after the...
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The Last Samurai
8.4/10 stinky bananas Fucking Tom Cruise. The guy is an absolute legend. If there was a pound for pound ranking for action movie stars,...
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Romeo + Juliet
3.2/10 stinky bananas Ridiculous movie. Leo and Claire Danes put in good performances and the romantic story between them is well done....
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The Whale
6.8/10 stinky bananas Pretty good. This movie is not rewatchable at all. That's not an indictment on the movie, but I can't envision...
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Camp Rock
7.1/10 stinky bananas Camp Rock is the peak of the 2000s Disney Channel movie formula - horrific acting, at least 10 lines of dialogue...
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Killers of the Flower Moon
7.7/10 stinky bananas Pretty pretty pretty good. It's not a Scorsese classic, but it's still quite good. I'm going to tell you everything...
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Road House
8.9/10 stinky bananas Road House rocks. It's a classic. It's impossible to have a bad time watching Road House. If you don't like this...
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My Cousin Vinny
9.3/10 stinky bananas Classic comedy. I love it. Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei are fantastic. I love their characters and their chemistry is...
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The Wedding Singer
9.7/10 stinky bananas What a movie. I love The Wedding Singer. It's a damn near perfect romcom and it's an Adam Sandler classic. The...
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Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
8.2/10 stinky bananas Solid action movie. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts is not as good as its predecessor, Bumblebee, but it's better...
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