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Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

  • Nathan
  • Aug 2, 2023
  • 1 min read

8.2/10 stinky bananas


Solid action movie.


Transformers: Rise of the Beasts is not as good as its predecessor, Bumblebee, but it's better than most of the other Transformers movies.


Pros:

  • The animal transformers are cool, especially the Gorilla one, he's a fucking badass.

  • Skurge is a good villain (Skurge is a great name for a bad robot).

  • Anthony Ramos is no Shia LaBeouf, but he does the job.

  • The actual transforming itself looked really good.

  • The Bumblebee "don't call it a comeback" scene fucking rocked. Great song choice.

  • The final 20 minutes of fighting is fun as hell.

Cons:

  • Not nearly enough Rhino robot. Every robot has at least one speaking line, except for the rhino. The Rhino is the best animal ever and my guy can't even get a line in the movie? That's fucked up. I barely even saw him fuck anybody up. This movie needed more rhino robot, that's a fact.


Do me a favour and go watch this movie so they keep making more of them. Thank you.


 
 

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