Camp Rock

Nathan
Jan 10, 2024
1 min read

7.1/10 stinky bananas

Camp Rock is the peak of the 2000s Disney Channel movie formula - horrific acting, at least 10 lines of dialogue that make you visibly cringe, and the best music you've ever heard.

The soundtrack is unbelievable. Every song is a banger. Hasta La Vista is my personal favourite. What a tune.

I despise the keyboard girl, but the part where she performs and then Demi Lovato says, "Wow! She's really good!" is fucking hilarious. Go watch the clip of that scene right now. I guarantee you will laugh or your money back.

Disney Channel movie classic. Watch it because... nostalgia.

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