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The Town

  • Nathan
  • May 20, 2024
  • 1 min read

9.0/10 stinky bananas


Great movie. Ben Affleck has got the juice, baby! Acting, directing, and screenplay? What a beast.


Jon Hamm and Jeremy Renner act their fucking balls off. Career best performances for the both of them.


All the heist scenes are great. Very well done, and suspenseful as fuck. The best scene of all is Renner's death, absolutely heartbreaking. Great death for a great character.


I have one major gripe. Ben Affleck has to see the banker girlfriend situation blowing up in his face at some point. How did he think that was going to end? Makes no sense. Pretty dumb move for the "mastermind" of the group.


It's a great movie, go watch it. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.




 
 

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