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Road House

  • Nathan
  • Sep 18, 2023
  • 1 min read

8.9/10 stinky bananas


Road House rocks. It's a classic. It's impossible to have a bad time watching Road House. If you don't like this movie, then you have a big dump in your pants.


Patrick Swayze is a handsome devil. You simply don't get better looking than Swayze. In his heyday, his hair could've been considered one of the seven Wonders of the World. Not to mention, he kicks ass and rips throats.


Even if you're not completely head over heels in love with Patrick Swayze, there is still lots to like about Road House. The secondary characters are great (especially Sam Elliott), the dialogue is great (so 80s), and the fighting is fun as hell.


My only complaint is Swayze's love interest STINKS. Swayze is way out of her league, and she is so fucking annoying. I know Road House isn't the epitome of acting, but she is especially bad. Dalton deserved better.


Road House is a certified TSBRSoA (The Stinky Bananas Recommendation Stamp of Approval) member and you should 1000 percent watch this movie, even if it's the last thing you do.

 
 

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