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Little Nicky
0/10 stinky bananas I love Adam Sandler, but by God, does this movie stink. It is, without a doubt, the worst movie Adam Sandler has ever...
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Bone Tomahawk
7.7/10 stinky bananas Good movie. Kurt Russell's hair and beard combo is the Lord's work. Truly immaculate. Bone Tomahawk would've got a...
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I, Robot
8.0/10 stinky bananas Will Smith banger. I, Robot is just a good time. It's funny, it's got good action, and it's a murder mystery with...
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Deadpool & Wolverine
8.3/10 stinky bananas Good movie. Fun movie. Having said that, Deadpool & Wolverine is the worst of the three Deadpool movies. It didn't...
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The New Mutants
0/10 stinky bananas Pathetic excuse for a movie. There is nothing good about it. No redeeming qualities. The New Mutants fucking sucks.
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Dark Phoenix
0.2/10 stinky bananas Bad movie. What moron thought it was a good idea to do the phoenix storyline again? Nobody cares about this phoenix...
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Deadpool 2
9.4/10 stinky bananas Home run of a sequel. Excellent movie. It's probably the funniest comic book movie ever made. It has everything the...
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X-Men: Apocalypse
5.9/10 stinky bananas X-Men: Apocalypse is a real mixed bag. Some of it's great. Some of it's garbage. Everything about this movie is a...
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X-Men: Days of Future Past
9.4/10 stinky bananas Awesome movie. Perfectly crafted story. X-Men: DoFP has a million moving pieces. In the wrong hands, the movie...
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Deadpool
9.2/10 stinky bananas One of the best origin story superhero films there is. Everything about the Deadpool character is perfect. The...
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The Wolverine
2.9/10 stinky bananas Bad movie. Boring movie. There are a few good action scenes: the bar scene, the bullet train scene, and the scene...
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X-Men: First Class
9.2/10 stinky bananas X-Men: First Class is an exceptional reboot to a beloved franchise. It's better than any of the X-Men movies that...
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine
8.4/10 stinky bananas X-Men Origins gets a bad rap. It's a great movie. They just had one big colossal fuck up that will taint the...
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X-Men: The Last Stand
7.2/10 stinky bananas Underrated movie. People like to shit on this movie, but I think it's solid. You still get many of the characters...
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X2
8.7/10 stinky bananas Great movie. By far the best of the original X-Men trilogy. The Nightcrawler opening scene fucking rocks. It's the...
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X-Men
6.5/10 stinky bananas Hugh Jackman and Ian McKellen carry this movie. Perfect castings. Magneto (Ian McKellen) is a great villain. He has...
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Rounders
9.2/10 stinky bananas Excellent poker movie. I can't say I've seen every poker movie, but Rounders has to be in the upper echelon. Does...
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Face/Off
9.5/10 stinky bananas This is Nic Cage's Mona Lisa. This is his masterpiece. Fantastic film. Nic Cage and John Travolta should've both...
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I Love You, Man
8.8/10 stinky bananas Great fucking movie. Criminally underrated. It's a great concept for a movie, it's a brom-com. Wow, I just made...
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There Will Be Blood
7.8/10 stinky bananas Acting masterclass, but no substance to the story. Daniel Day-Lewis and Paul Dano are excellent in this movie, DDL...
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