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8.4/10 stinky bananas X-Men Origins gets a bad rap. It's a great movie. They just had one big colossal fuck up that will taint the...

7.2/10 stinky bananas Underrated movie. People like to shit on this movie, but I think it's solid. You still get many of the characters...

8.7/10 stinky bananas Great movie. By far the best of the original X-Men trilogy. The Nightcrawler opening scene fucking rocks. It's the...

6.5/10 stinky bananas Hugh Jackman and Ian McKellen carry this movie. Perfect castings. Magneto (Ian McKellen) is a great villain. He has...

9.2/10 stinky bananas Excellent poker movie. I can't say I've seen every poker movie, but Rounders has to be in the upper echelon. Does...

9.5/10 stinky bananas This is Nic Cage's Mona Lisa. This is his masterpiece. Fantastic film. Nic Cage and John Travolta should've both...

8.8/10 stinky bananas Great fucking movie. Criminally underrated. It's a great concept for a movie, it's a brom-com. Wow, I just made...

7.8/10 stinky bananas Acting masterclass, but no substance to the story. Daniel Day-Lewis and Paul Dano are excellent in this movie, DDL...

9.0/10 stinky bananas Great movie. Ben Affleck has got the juice, baby! Acting, directing, and screenplay? What a beast. Jon Hamm and...

9.6/10 stinky bananas Excellent movie. Scorsese banger. Quite honestly, there isn't much to say. Everything about this movie is awesome -...

7.9/10 stinky bananas Vintage Michael Bay movie. As the kids say, he was in his bag. I may not have used that phrase correctly, but you...

8.8/10 stinky bananas Great fucking movie. A Mark Wahlberg masterclass. The Italian Job is fun as hell. It's an action-packed double...

8.3/10 stinky bananas Meat and potatoes rom-com. This movie has everything you could want in a 90s rom-com. I enjoyed the hell out of it....

6.6/10 stinky bananas It's fun. It's not close to as good as the original, but it's a passable remake. There is some horrific acting from...

7.6/10 stinky bananas More of the same from Denis Villeneuve. Just good. Nothing special. People are losing their fucking shit over this...

7.1/10 stinky bananas It's pretty good. Nothing to write home about. The hype for these Dune movies are out of control and I have no idea...

10/10 stinky bananas Here we go again, indeed. Another perfect musical. In an age of terrible sequels and awful reboots that everybody...

10/10 stinky bananas Fantastic movie. Perfect musical. Mamma Mia! has the greatest soundtrack in the history of movies, literally No.1....

7.9/10 stinky bananas This movie has an age limit. If you are 50+ (or deeply religious), I guarantee you turn your TV off after the...

8.4/10 stinky bananas Fucking Tom Cruise. The guy is an absolute legend. If there was a pound for pound ranking for action movie stars,...