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Face/Off

  • Nathan
  • May 27, 2024
  • 1 min read

9.5/10 stinky bananas


This is Nic Cage's Mona Lisa. This is his masterpiece. Fantastic film.


Nic Cage and John Travolta should've both won Oscars for their performances in this movie. They are unbelievably good.


The concept of the movie fucking rules and the two lead characters are casted PERFECTLY. If you replace either Nic or John with literally any other actor on earth, Face/Off would suck ass. Whosever idea it was to have Nicolas Cage and John Travolta act as each other in a movie is a certified genius on a level hitherto undreamt of.


This movie has a great script, a great story, great action, and the greatest actor in the history of the world in his prime. It's so damn close to being a perfect movie. Unfortunately, it has two imperfections: the prison break scene, and nic cage's stunt double is so clearly not Nic Cage that it's distracting; his hair is 4 times as long as Nic's, that's a brutal oversight by the production team. There's at least 3 syntax errors in that last sentence. Sad!


TSBRSoA club member. MUST WATCH MUST WATCH MUST WATCH MUST WATCH!!!! Face/Off is mandatory viewing for anybody that somehow stumbles upon this review.



 
 

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