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The Wolverine

Nathan
Jul 18, 2024
1 min read

2.9/10 stinky bananas


Bad movie. Boring movie.


There are a few good action scenes: the bar scene, the bullet train scene, and the scene where he rips that matrix robot out of his body and then fights the samurai. Outside of that, this movie is hot garbage.


The red haired girl stinks. The granddaughter/love interest stinks. The snake lady stinks. Boring and uninteresting characters are aplenty in this movie.


If I were you, I would skip this movie entirely. BUT, if you absolutely must watch it, then here is your step-by-step guide to watching The Wolverine:

  1. fast forward to the bullet train scene

  2. fast forward to the scene where Wolverine does surgery on himself

  3. fast forward to the post-credits scene.


Boom! I just saved you from watching an hour and a half of irrelevant crap. You're welcome.



 
 

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