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  • Nathan
  • Jun 14, 2024
  • 1 min read

8.7/10 stinky bananas


Great movie. By far the best of the original X-Men trilogy.


The Nightcrawler opening scene fucking rocks. It's the greatest opening scene in comic book movie history.


X2 unlocked Wolverine's potential. They figured out how to properly use him in an action scene. Exhibit A: the mansion invasion scene. Wolverine gruesomely murders 30 guys in 5 minutes. He's the best.


The Magneto prison break scene is iconic. I've seen Magneto's prison break clipped and replayed a million times over on Facebook. It gets me horny to watch X-Men movies.


What the fuck is wrong with Anna Paquin's face? Seriously, she always looks like she just smelled a rancid fart. I need a lobotomy to remove the image of her face from my brain. She sucks.


Anyway, X2 is a much better movie, top to bottom, than the first. Do yourself a favour and go watch it, just close your eyes anytime Anna Paquin shows up.



 
 

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