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The Batman
7.8/10 stinky bananas It's good, not great. Robert Pattinson is a good Batman, but I hated his portrayal as Bruce Wayne. Why is he this...
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Blue Streak
3.1/10 stinky bananas This will be a short one. Even shorter than usual. Here are my thoughts in point form: kind of funny Martin...
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Prey
8.7/10 stinky bananas Great action movie. Predator is friggin sick. This movie should’ve been in theaters. I’m 95 percent certain it...
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The Gray Man
8.1/10 stinky bananas Very enjoyable Netflix movie. 46% on rotten tomatoes? Egregious score from the critics, they should all be shot in...
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Bullet Train
8.4/10 stinky bananas Fun ass movie. Really good action comedy. You can’t go wrong with a solid action comedy. The movie did not drag at...
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Hustle
2.8/10 stinky bananas Why the hell do people like this movie so much? It's pretty stinky. The first 5 minutes is one long ad for big fast...
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Apocalypse Now
2.3/10 stinky bananas Why the fuck do people like this movie? 98% on rotten tomatoes?? Are you people on drugs??? Crack cocaine????...
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Thor: Love and Thunder
8.0/10 stinky bananas Delightful movie. It goes down smooth so to speak. I could watch it again tomorrow. Christian Bale definitely met...
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Jurassic World Dominion
0.2/10 stinky bananas Poopy movie. Where the fuck are all the dinosaurs. If I pay to see a dinosaur movie, I want to see at least 50...
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Elvis
6.5/10 stinky bananas Average. Some things I liked. Some things I didn't. Comme ci comme ça. This movie is way too fucking long. It...
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Top Gun: Maverick
9.1/10 stinky bananas Everybody loves this movie, and rightfully so. The Top Gun sequel is a fucking smash hit. One of the best sequels...
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Top Gun
8.0/10 stinky bananas Solid movie. Tom Cruise is the fucking man. Has there ever been a movie that is as synonymous with a song as Top...
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Spider-Man: No Way Home
8.9/10 stinky bananas They did it, they pulled it off. The hype around this movie was through the fucking roof, and they seemingly...
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
9.2/10 stinky bananas This movie fucking rules. Easily the best animated superhero content I've ever seen. Great movie from start to...
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Spider-Man: Far from Home
8.3/10 stinky bananas Far from Home is my least favourite of the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies. Still very good, just not as good as the...
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Spider-Man: Homecoming
9.5/10 stinky bananas Spider-Man: Homecoming is the BEST Spider-Man movie. Numero Uno. This is not up for debate. My opinion is fact....
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The Amazing Spider-Man 2
4.0/10 stinky bananas Not good. Not good at all. Let’s get the stuff I liked out of the way first because the stuff I hate is a lot more...
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The Amazing Spider-Man
6.0/10 stinky bananas The Amazing Spider-Man is not a terrible movie. Any Spider-Man movie that directly followed the Sam Raimi...
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Spider-Man 3
6.6/10 stinky bananas Spider-Man 3 is not a horrific movie. It certainly isn't great, but it isn't a flaming piece of shit like most...
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Spider-Man 2
5.0/10 stinky bananas Spider-Man 2 is criminally overrated. Don’t forget that I only speak the truth. Therefore, I am correct and it‘s...
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