The Gray Man

8.1/10 stinky bananas

Very enjoyable Netflix movie. 46% on rotten tomatoes? Egregious score from the critics, they should all be shot in the face with rubber bullets. Knock some sense into them.

I love the snappy dialogue in this movie. Very funny. Chris Evans and Ryan Gosling thrived with this script. Chris Evans especially, I think he knocked it out of the park with his performance as the villain.

The action was solid throughout, as one can expect from a Russo brothers movie. The NYE fight scene kicks the movie off with a bang. The grand finale at the mansion and The Shining maze is great entertainment.

The line of the movie goes to Chris Evans. "That ear thing I just did, it wasn't even torture. I just made it up." Laugh out loud funny line. Now, if you haven't seen the movie and are reading that line for the first time, then it isn't funny at all. But that's a you problem. Watch the movie before you read the review dummy.

I got two gripes with this movie. One big and one small. We shall start with the small gripe. The airplane/parachute action scene is bad. Terrible CGI work. Looked poopy. The big gripe is the acting by Carmichael and Jessica Henwick (had to Google her name). Horrific acting. Bad performances all around for the both of them. *fart noise*

The Gray Man certainly gets The Stinky Bananas Recommendation Stamp of Approval (TSBRSoA for short). I know you have a Netflix account so go watch it.