Transformers

8.5/10 stinky bananas

A "dudes rock" movie in its purest form.

Great cast. Shia is great. Megan Fox is great. Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime's voice). John Turturro. Jon Voight. Bernie Mac. Mr. and Mrs. Witwicky. Anthony Anderson in a Clinton Portis jersey. All great.

The action is fucking unbelievable, mainly because of the CGI. Masterful work. People still refer to the CGI in Transformers as the benchmark. It truly looks amazing. They couldn't have brought Transformers to life any better.

The cars are nice. Especially the Camaro.

Good writing. Pretty funny for an action movie.

If I had one criticism, it's that the movie drags a bit in the first half. They could've left a little more footage on the cutting room floor.

Optimus monologue + Linkin Park. A match made in heaven.

I love this movie. How could you not? There is no way someone could watch this and have a bad time. That is all. See ya.