We Need to Talk About Kevin

Nathan

10 minutes ago

1 min read

9.1/10 stinky bananas

Kevin is diabolical. He should've gone to jail as soon as he started breaking crayons in half on purpose.

Great movie. Well directed. Good acting. Fucking insane story.

This movie is deeply disturbing. In this case, that is a genuine compliment. So many scenes leave you in awe.

Let's break it down:

Tilda Swinton is giving John C. Reilly head and the kid walks in and says "I pooped". Very funny. I laughed.
Tilda Swinton chucking the kid is both very funny and very satisfying. I would've done the same to this kid.
Ezra Miller continuing to jerk off while staring at this mother is seared into my brain. So gross.

Ezra Miller is very good at playing a psycho. He happens to be a psycho in real life. There could be some correlation there.

Tilda Swinton is a very good actress. She knocks this performance out of the park. Her disdain for Kevin is fucking hilarious.

Anyway, this movie is like a great "hole-in-the-wall" coffee shop. It has a strange name, you didn't know it was there, but if you happen to check it out, you will have a one-of-a-kind experience. You may not love it, but you'll certainly remember it. See ya.