The Green Knight

0/10 stinky bananas

FUCK THIS MOVIE. Offensively bad. BIG FAT ZERO.

Artsy fartsy bullshit. It made no fucking sense.

I am truly baffled by anybody that has watched The Green Knight and liked it (89% critics score on rotten tomatoes). Put those people in jail and throw away the key.

Talking fox, giants, ghost with no head, doppelganger house, kid stole the axe and was never seen again, Dev Patel got jerked off by a doppelganger of his girlfriend and then she wiped his jizz on his scarf. These are all things in the movie. What the fuck is all this crap? What a joke. I paid money to see this piece of shit.

Fuck you Green Knight, you dumb fuck movie. Fuck this movie. Everybody involved in this movie should be sentenced to life in prison for wasting my time and money and for personally offending me with trash filmmaking.

BOOOOOOO!