Nomadland
- Nathan
- Aug 31, 2022
- 1 min read
0.1/10 stinky bananas
Trash. Movie fucking blows. Nomadland won 3 Oscars??? Huh? Oscars are a joke.
The movie moves at a snail’s pace.
I couldn’t give less of a fuck about the main character - Frances McDormand. 95 percent of the movie is Frances McDormand walking around aimlessly.
Nomadland earned 0.1 of a stinky banana because McDormand took a shit in a van. Poop is always funny. I laughed.
Terrible movie. The Oscars should be ashamed of themselves. I wouldn’t subject my worst enemy to the one hour and 48 minutes of torture that is Nomadland.
Disgusting. I’m disgusted.