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Barbie
8.8/10 stinky bananas Barbie is a really good comedy. I don't get why so many people are all up in arms about this movie. Fellas, am I...
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Oppenheimer
9.5/10 stinky bananas Nolan did it again. He is definitively the greatest filmmaker of our time and he has only cemented his legacy even...
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Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One
8.7/10 stinky bananas Tom Cruise rocks. This guy knows how to make a blockbuster, and that's exactly what this movie is - an...
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Extraction 2
8.7/10 stinky bananas So much fun. Extraction 2 is a solid step up from the first. Better acting. Better writing. Better villain. Better...
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Extraction
8.0/10 stinky bananas Really good action flick. Hemsworth is a badass. If there's one thing this movie taught me, it is to never smoke...
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
7.2/10 stinky bananas Decent Indy movie. It's definitely an upgrade over the one with aliens. For true Indy fans, there is lots to like...
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall
9.6/10 stinky bananas Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a certified classic. Top 10 movie of the 2000s? Maybe. Jason Segel went on an absolute...
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
8.7/1o stinky bananas I will preface my review with the fact that somebody in my theatre ripped a nasty fart about halfway through the...
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Fast X
7.4/10 stinky bananas Fast X is better than F9. We are moving in the right direction folks! This is a fun movie plain and simple. The...
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
9.3/10 stinky bananas Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 is a fantastic way to cap off one of Marvel's greatest trilogies. It's easily the...
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Sisu
8.6/10 stinky bananas John Wick lite. Sisu brings the John Wick action to 1944. There are plenty of those John Wick type action scenes...
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Air
8.4/10 stinky bananas Cool story. Good script. Great soundtrack. Two thumbs up. Matt Damon and Viola Davis turn in excellent...
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Tetris
8.9/10 stinky bananas Who would of thunk a movie about Tetris would be so damn fun? Tetris is an absolute thrill ride from start to...
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie
7.6/10 stinky bananas If you have any history with The Super Mario Bros and Super Mario Bros related games, you're going to have a good...
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Renfield
8.6/10 stinky bananas Another Nic Cage banger, the guy never misses*. How can you not love Nicolas Cage? He is the master. Another...
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
7.7/10 stinky bananas Surprisingly fun movie. It has a bit of everything - some laughs, some action, and some heart. The directors use...
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John Wick: Chapter 4
9.5/10 stinky bananas Is the John Wick franchise the greatest movie franchise of all time? People are asking. I say yes. Fight me. Chad...
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John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum
9.0/10 stinky bananas Awesome movie. It is a step down from its predecessors, but the action is so good that it makes up for many of the...
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John Wick: Chapter 2
9.8/10 stinky bananas I fucking love this movie. It's the best action movie of the last decade. The action is fucking awesome and it's...
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Everything Everywhere All at Once
8.9/10 stinky bananas As a professional movie reviewer, I can definitively say that Everything Everywhere All at Once is a worthy Best...
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