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Tetris
8.9/10 stinky bananas Who would of thunk a movie about Tetris would be so damn fun? Tetris is an absolute thrill ride from start to...
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie
7.6/10 stinky bananas If you have any history with The Super Mario Bros and Super Mario Bros related games, you're going to have a good...
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Renfield
8.6/10 stinky bananas Another Nic Cage banger, the guy never misses*. How can you not love Nicolas Cage? He is the master. Another...
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
7.7/10 stinky bananas Surprisingly fun movie. It has a bit of everything - some laughs, some action, and some heart. The directors use...
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John Wick: Chapter 4
9.5/10 stinky bananas Is the John Wick franchise the greatest movie franchise of all time? People are asking. I say yes. Fight me. Chad...
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John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum
9.0/10 stinky bananas Awesome movie. It is a step down from its predecessors, but the action is so good that it makes up for many of the...
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John Wick: Chapter 2
9.8/10 stinky bananas I fucking love this movie. It's the best action movie of the last decade. The action is fucking awesome and it's...
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Everything Everywhere All at Once
8.9/10 stinky bananas As a professional movie reviewer, I can definitively say that Everything Everywhere All at Once is a worthy Best...
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Creed 3
7.9/10 stinky bananas Solid movie, but it takes a big step down from its predecessors. Creed 3 has a Rocky-sized hole in it. This movie...
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Creed 2
8.7/10 stinky bananas A minor step down from the first Creed. Still great though. Creed 2 does a lot of things right, just as it did in...
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Creed
9.2/10 stinky bananas Awesome movie. You couldn't ask for a better spin-off franchise. Extremely well done. The filmmakers do an...
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Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers
7.1/10 stinky bananas What a pleasant surprise. I would've bet my life this movie was going to be complete shit. Chip 'n Dale: Rescue...
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Pig
8.1/10 stinky bananas Another Nic Cage banger. He's the man. Excellent performance. Honestly, I don't have too much to say about this...
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Cocaine Bear
6.5/10 stinky bananas I had fun. The first hour of Cocaine Bear is great. The director didn't try too hard (which is a good thing). The...
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Encanto
3.5/10 stinky bananas Bottom-tier Disney movie. Pros: Bruno is a good character Animation is incredible Cons: Music is subpar at best...
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Unhinged
8.1/10 stinky bananas They weren't kidding. Russell Crowe truly is... UNHINGED. When I saw the trailer for this movie, I thought for sure...
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Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
8.2/10 stinky bananas Another solid addition to the MCU franchise. Fun movie. Thoroughly entertaining. Ant-Man 3 has been a divisive...
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Jerry Maguire
8.8/10 stinky bananas Great movie. Classic. This movie is a quote machine. Three or four of the most repeated movie quotes of all time...
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Pretty Woman
3.5/10 stinky bananas Snooze fest. I don't get what all the hubbub is about. Richard Gere has the personality of a Tic Tac. He bring...
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Air Force One
8.4/10 stinky bananas Harrison Ford rules. He should've been President in real life. Air Force One has some top notch action. Let's hit...
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