John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

9.0/10 stinky bananas

Awesome movie. It is a step down from its predecessors, but the action is so good that it makes up for many of the movie's flaws.

Before we nitpick, let's take a second to admire all the fantastic action in this movie:

• John Wick kills Boban with a book, with a fucking book

• John Wick uses the instincts/reflexes of a horse to kill guys, unbelievable

• Knife scene fucks. Throwing weapons always plays.

• Dog stunts are very cool

• Motorcycle/sword scene is unreal

• The last 35 mins of action is fucking awesome (I'm starting to run out of adjectives)

The John Wick franchise continues to elevate the action genre to new heights with each movie. Incredible stuff.

It's wild to think that Keanu Reeves' acting career is peaking right now after all these years. Good actor, even better guy.

Gripe time. The buzz cut chick SUCKS ASS! Shitty actress, even worse character. She ruins every scene she's in. The biggest problem of John Wick 3 is the story. It makes no sense. He spends the first hour and a half of the movie busting his ass to get the High Table off his back, then he throws all that work away because Winston gives him puppy dog eyes. Explain the logic in that. Very very stupid.

The John Wick movies don't miss! Watch this movie if you like having fun.