The Super Mario Bros. Movie

7.6/10 stinky bananas

If you have any history with The Super Mario Bros and Super Mario Bros related games, you're going to have a good time with this movie. That's a Stinky Bananas guarantee.

I love all the nods to the games. Inject the nostalgia straight into my veins.

The soundtrack is fantastic. They definitely threw in some songs for the parents to enjoy while they take their 7 year old to the movies.

Jack Black is perfectly casted as Bowser. If you don't like Jack Black, you have a big dump in your pants. Side note: they cut his song way too short, they should've let him go nuts for 10 minutes.

Drop the "Bros." from the title. Luigi is barely in this movie. Big mistake if you ask me. Luigi is my go to Mario Kart pick and he wasn't even in the Mario Kart scene. Not cool. Even when he was on screen, he was such a whiny bitch. They didn't have to do my guy like that.

Give The Super Mario Bros. Movie a watch. Or don't. I don't care, it's your life.