Barbie

8.8/10 stinky bananas

Barbie is a really good comedy. I don't get why so many people are all up in arms about this movie. Fellas, am I cancelled because I like Barbie? It's just a movie boys, relax. Beer me broski.

Anyway, Ryan Gosling stole the fucking show. I love that guy. He is undeniably the best part of the movie. His song is a fucking banger, I listened to it 20 times in a row once I got home. Ladies, am I cancelled because I think a guy is the best part of a female driven movie? #ReleaseTheSnyderCut

Anyway, Barbie has solid acting, a good script, and elite costume/set design. If they cut that "I want to be human" scene at the end it would've been a much better movie. Poopy last 5 minutes.

Margot Robbie is really really ridiculously good looking.

If you don't like Barbie, you have a big dump in your pants.