Everything Everywhere All at Once

8.9/10 stinky bananas

As a professional movie reviewer, I can definitively say that Everything Everywhere All at Once is a worthy Best Picture winner at the Oscars. Personally, I would've voted for Top Gun: Maverick because that movie fucks, but EEAO is still a good choice.

As the title might suggest, this movie truly has everything: comedy, action, and a meaningful story. That's a pretty good recipe if you ask me.

The cast delivers an incredible performance all-around. Especially Short Round, he's the best.

My biggest gripe with this movie is that I don't really understand the motivation behind the villain version of Joy. It seems like she turned into a multiverse murder machine for no good reason.

Great movie, give it a watch. If you don't like it, you have a big dump in your pants.