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Sisu

  • Nathan
  • May 24, 2023
  • 1 min read

8.6/10 stinky bananas


John Wick lite.


Sisu brings the John Wick action to 1944. There are plenty of those John Wick type action scenes that leave your jaw on the floor.


If that didn't sell you on the movie, this next sentence will. Nazis get absolutely destroyed for almost the entire duration of the movie. You gotta love that. Nazis getting slaughtered always plays.


Highlight reel time (a.k.a spoiler alert):

  • Sisu slicing peoples throats under water and sucking the air from their necks is fucking insane

  • the head Nazi getting launched out of the plane attached to a bomb is fantastic

  • Sisu surviving the plane crash after the plane nose dived into the ground and disintegrated on impact is absurd and laugh out loud funny


Any John Wick fan should 1000 percent watch Sisu.


 
 

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