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Malcolm & Marie
1.4/10 stinky bananas Artsy fartsy crap. Here is a quick synopsis. Malcolm and Marie fight then almost have sex, then they fight, then...
Wonder Woman 1984
0/10 stinky bananas BIG FAT ZERO. Holy shit did this movie stink. It was offensively bad. I cannot believe I spent money to watch this...
Soul
8.6/10 stinky bananas Pixar don’t miss. Ever. Soul just makes you feel good. Plain and simple. Who doesn‘t like Jamie Foxx? Probably...
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part II
9.2/10 stinky bananas Epic finale to a pretty great series of films. Lots of wizard action in this one. Very fun to watch. You finally...
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part I
8.5/10 stinky bananas Great movie. Great start to a two parter to end the series. Rating could‘ve been higher if Ron wasn’t such a pee...
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
4.5/10 stinky bananas Slightly less boring than the 5th one. It doesn’t get any good till the last 20 minutes or so. Again, its sole...
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
2.4/10 stinky bananas Boring ass movie. This movie serves the sole purpose of progressing the story. No entertainment value whatsoever. I...
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
8.1/10 stinky bananas Solid movie. Very up and down. Every Mad-Eye Moody scene is awesome. Great fucking character. Harry vs the dragon...
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
9.5/10 stinky bananas Best Harry Potter movie and I don’t think it’s very close. The movie starts you off strong with the balloon lady....
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
8.4/10 stinky bananas Really good sequel. I enjoyed it alot more on rewatch than I did originally. Gilderoy Lockheart steals the show in...
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
8.8/10 stinky bananas This is just a fun movie. A great introduction to the wizarding world of Harry Potter. It‘s probably the movie I...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
7.6/10 stinky bananas Good sequel. It lost alot of the magic that the first one had (as expected). That being said, the addition of Rob...
Home Alone
10/10 stinky bananas The perfect Christmas movie. No complaints. None at all. Joe Pesci’s best movie. Yea, I said it. Bitch. The whole...
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
9.9/10 stinky bananas An epic conclusion to the GOAT trilogy. It picks up right where the battle of Helms Deep drops off, springing you...
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
9.5/10 stinky bananas Awesome movie. No denying that. The question is, is it better than the first? I don’t think it is, but it’s pretty...
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
9.6/10 stinky bananas A great beginning to the greatest trilogy of all time. I enjoy the fellowship more and more after every watch. We...
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
7.9/10 stinky bananas Tough one. If you were going into this one with the expectations of LOTR 3 then you would be wildly disappointed....
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
8.0/10 stinky bananas First one was better. The beginning is good. The end is great. The middle is boring. The only reason the score...
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
8.4/10 stinky bananas Pretty damn enjoyable. It was a very good start to the prequel trilogy. Martin Freeman was a great choice to play a...
Ford v Ferrari
9.0/10 stinky bananas Maybe my favourite movie of 2019, and probably the best racing movie ever made. It should be noted that I know very...
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