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Nathan
Dec 22, 2020
1 min read

10/10 stinky bananas

The perfect Christmas movie. No complaints. None at all.

Joe Pesci’s best movie. Yea, I said it. Bitch. The whole cast is perfect. From Uncle Frank to the kid that wets the bed. I love them all.

I’ve seen the movie a million times and I’m not even close to being bored of it. Must watch every holiday season.

This movie also gives you one of the greatest all time slams. “You’re what the French call les incompetents.” Get fucked Kevin. Then the red headed kid calls him a disease. No wonder Kevin wanted his whole family dead. The guy gets roasted non-stop.

Anyway. If you haven’t seen this movie then you are what the French call les incompetents.

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