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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

  • Nathan
  • Dec 20, 2020
  • 1 min read

9.9/10 stinky bananas


An epic conclusion to the GOAT trilogy. It picks up right where the battle of Helms Deep drops off, springing you right into the action.


I still think the battle of Helms Deep is the best action in all of the LOTR, but the battle of Minas Tirith isn’t too far behind. Olyphants. Nazgul. Severed heads. Trolls. Catapults. Army of ghosts. What more could you possibly want?


Peter Jackson wrapped up every story arc perfectly. There is not one aspect of this movie I didn’t enjoy. Except for one thing of course. Frodo. The guy is such a whiny bitch.

I loved when he got stabbed by the spider. I wish the spider ate him.


My hobbit power rankings are as follows:

  1. Samwise Gamgee

  2. everybody else

...

16735. Frodo Baggins

 
 

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