Wonder Woman 1984

0/10 stinky bananas

BIG FAT ZERO. Holy shit did this movie stink. It was offensively bad. I cannot believe I spent money to watch this garbage. Hey Gal Gadot, give me my fucking money back.

To follow up the first Wonder Woman with this steaming pile of shit is beyond disappointing. I don’t even particularly like the first Wonder Woman, but at the very least it was entertaining.

Maybe the worst comic book movie villain ever? It made no fucking sense. The guy has this powerful stone that grants one wish. You know what he uses that wish for? He wishes to become the stone. Why the fuck would he do that. Just wish to be the richest man on the planet or whatever the fuck. Beyond stupid.

It wasn’t just the story that stunk. The action scenes were ass. What a dog shit movie.

Save yourself some time and never ever watch this movie. Not even if there’s a fire.