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Malcolm & Marie

  • Nathan
  • Mar 4, 2021
  • 1 min read

1.4/10 stinky bananas


Artsy fartsy crap. Here is a quick synopsis. Malcolm and Marie fight then almost have sex, then they fight, then they almost have sex, then the movie ends.


There was one decent scene where Zendaya acts like she wants drugs, but that's about it.


The thing I hated most about this movie is the fancy ass words they were using when they were fighting. I don't want to have to google what words mean in the middle of a movie. I'm fucking dumb okay, use the easy words that my tiny brain can understand. Also, why is this movie filmed in black and white? It's 2021, where the fuck is the colour. I really wanted to see that mac & cheese in colour because it looked tasty.


This movie sucks. Don't watch it. Or do. I don't care. It's your life.

 
 

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