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The Amazing Spider-Man 2
4.0/10 stinky bananas Not good. Not good at all. Let’s get the stuff I liked out of the way first because the stuff I hate is a lot more...
The Amazing Spider-Man
6.0/10 stinky bananas The Amazing Spider-Man is not a terrible movie. Any Spider-Man movie that directly followed the Sam Raimi...
Spider-Man 3
6.6/10 stinky bananas Spider-Man 3 is not a horrific movie. It certainly isn't great, but it isn't a flaming piece of shit like most...
Spider-Man 2
5.0/10 stinky bananas Spider-Man 2 is criminally overrated. Don’t forget that I only speak the truth. Therefore, I am correct and it‘s...
Spider-Man
8.7/10 stinky bananas I forgot how good this movie is. It is the BEST movie of the original Spider-Man trilogy. Fight me. There is lots...
Don’t Look Up
0/10 stinky bananas Booooo. This movie stinks. An all-star cast that had very unremarkable performances. What a fucking waste! Jonah Hill...
No Time to Die
7.6/10 stinky bananas Good, but not great, finale to the Daniel Craig James Bond movies. The Bond song stinks out loud. Plain and simple....
Spectre
6.3/10 stinky bananas A relatively boring movie with a few decent action sequences mixed in. Spectre is definitely a let down in the...
Skyfall
8.9/10 stinky bananas Excellent movie. The best Daniel Craig James Bond movie and possibly the greatest Bond movie ever. Javier Bardem...
Quantum of Solace
4.2/10 stinky bananas Bland. No seasoning. It is up there for one of the most forgettable Bond movies. A true stinker in comparison to...
Casino Royale
8.7/10 stinky bananas Daniel Craig starts his Bond run off with a bang. Great movie from start to finish. The opening chase down with the...
Free Guy
8.3/10 stinky bananas Very fun feel good movie. Free Guy had the potential to be absolutely terrible based on the premise alone. But Ryan...
The Fast and the Furious
9.1/10 stinky bananas Iconic. That is the only way to describe this movie. It spawned one of the greatest movie franchises ever. They did...
2 Fast 2 Furious
8.1/10 stinky bananas Damn good movie. Paul Walker and Roman knock this one out of the park. Excellent sequel to the original Fast and...
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
1.7/10 stinky bananas WORST FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIE. Anybody that disagrees has a dumb dumb brain. You might be wondering how such a...
Fast & Furious
3.5/10 stinky bananas Not a good movie. Not good at all. It’s boring. Boring villain. Boring story. Boring movie. It is missing alot of...
Fast Five
8.9/10 stinky bananas The best movie in the franchise. Fast Five fucks. This movie is the bastard son of The Italian Job and Ocean’s...
Fast & Furious 6
8.5/10 stinky bananas Pretty damn good. Classic Fast and Furious fun. It has everything you have come to expect in this franchise. Good...
Furious 7
8.3/10 stinky bananas Fun movie. Good old fashioned Fast and Furious fun. Gripe time. Simply, not enough Rock. It feels like he is in the...
The Fate of the Furious
8.4/10 stinky bananas Another banger by Vin Diesel and the gang. Lots to love about this movie. The opening scene is vintage Fast and...
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