The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

1.7/10 stinky bananas

WORST FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIE. Anybody that disagrees has a dumb dumb brain.

You might be wondering how such a terrible movie got 1.7 stinky bananas. Here is the banana breakdown: 0.1 of a banana for the hulk car, 0.1 of a banana for Han, 0.1 of a banana for Bow Wow, 0.2 of a banana for the first drag race, 0.2 of a banana for the Tokyo Drift song, and 1 whole stinky banana for the Dominic Toretto cameo at the end.

Now lets get to the poopy parts.

I HATE Lucas Black in this movie. One of the worst acting jobs of the 21st century. How can you go from Paul Walker to this trash can?

Opening race stinks. The winner of the race gets a girl? Pass. I rather not race at all. Cold hard cash or pink slips baby!

Script is garbage.

The Yakuza boss meeting is one of the most preposterous things I’ve ever seen in a movie. He brings a bag of cash to ask permission to race DK? Why? Horrific writing. Gross.

The final race. Yikes. They just bumped into each other 89 times. It was also pitch black. Can’t fucking see anything.

I don’t understand the people that enjoy this movie. Friggin amateurs.