Furious 7

8.3/10 stinky bananas

Fun movie. Good old fashioned Fast and Furious fun.

Gripe time. Simply, not enough Rock. It feels like he is in the movie for 5 minutes. Feed me The Rock. Don’t stash him away in the hospital for most of the movie. Dumb move by the powers that be.

Gripe #2. Ronda Rousey. Yuck.

Gripe #3. Iggy Azalea. No thanks.

Highlight reel time. The Rock rock bottoms Statham. Love it. Flying cars. Nice. Bryan running up a RV and Letty catching him with her car. Yes. Driving a car through 2 buildings. Awesome. “Woman, I am the cavalry.” Line of the movie. All-around good action.

Now for the main attraction. The Paul Walker tribute scene/song. It gets me every time. Tears streaming. Nose running. Lip-syncing the words. They nailed it. Perfect tribute.

Sometimes I feel like writing reviews with little to no complete sentences. And that’s what I just did. Too bad for you. Happy reading!

If you haven’t seen this movie, there is a good chance you live under a rock like Patrick from SpongeBob or you died before the movie came out.