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Hugo
0/10 stinky bananas Big time artsy fartsy crap. I hated this movie so much, I didn't even bother to finish it. There is some dumb kid...
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The Old Guard
6.2/10 stinky bananas Cool concept, poor execution. This movie could have leaped from a mediocre action flick to a top notch comic book...
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Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
3.9/10 stinky bananas Pretty bad. It has its moments, but mostly bad. Decent music. You could probably skip this one.
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National Treasure
8.2/10 stinky bananas An absolute classic for a kid born in the 90s. A top 2 Nic Cage role (the other being Ghost Rider). Just a great...
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Enemy at the Gates
0/10 stinky bananas Bad sniper/WW2 movie. Possibly the most predictable movie I've ever seen. The 10 minutes of screen time the sniper in...
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Logan
9.5/10 stinky bananas Easily the best instalment of the X-men franchise. This movie has all the best action Wolverine and Mini-me...
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Yesterday
0/10 stinky bananas Pure garbage. Rather watch grandma porn.
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The Incredible Hulk
4.7/10 stinky bananas A rare miss by the MCU. This movie is a CGI fuck fest. Ed Norton stunk up the joint in this one. All the characters...
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John Wick
9.6/10 stinky bananas An all-time action movie. Completely reinvented the action genre and Keanu Reeves simultaneously. What the fuck was...
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Iron Man
9.0/10 stinky bananas RDJ Baby! The fucking king. If it wasn't for him and Jon Favreau, the MCU as we know it now wouldn't exist. At a...
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Da 5 Bloods
8.9/10 stinky bananas A Spike Lee Joint. It is very much a Spike Lee movie, and I mean that in the best way possible. The first third of...
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The King of Staten Island
8.7/10 stinky bananas Good flick. It was nice seeing Pete Davidson in something that isn't SNL. He was much better than I had...
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Goodfellas
9.9/10 stinky bananas A damn near perfect movie in my book. The three headed monster that is Scorsese/De Niro/ Pesci hit the nail on the...
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Moana
9.4/10 stinky bananas Top 1 Disney movie with a Top 1 soundtrack. If you disagree with that then you can just fight me. Every song in the...
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Death Proof
7.3/10 stinky bananas Enjoyable. A lesser known Quentin Tarantino film, but pretty darn good nonetheless. A turntable take on the serial...
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A Few Good Men
9.8/10 stinky bananas Fucking fantastic movie. From top to bottom an A+ film. Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson steal the fucking show with...
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Hereditary
9.2/10 stinky bananas Madness. One of the craziest movies I've ever seen. Toni Collette is a bizarre looking person and I don't like her...
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Mudbound
8.3/10 stinky bananas Solid movie. It is a good watch, especially for the current political climate. Admittedly, Mudbound is a slow burn....
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Hustlers
8.0/10 stinky bananas J-Lo and boobs. Need anything else? Nope.
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Erin Brockovich
7.6/10 stinky bananas Good movie. Cool story. Julia Roberts' mouth is too big and I hate it. I had to drop the movie a whole stinky...
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