Enemy at the Gates

0/10 stinky bananas

Bad sniper/WW2 movie. Possibly the most predictable movie I've ever seen. The 10 minutes of screen time the sniper in Saving Private Ryan gets is better than this whole movie.

My biggest gripe with this movie is by far the accents, or lack thereof rather. The setting is the battle of Stalingrad, consisting mostly of Russians and Germans. For all the Russians and Germans prancing around, there sure seem to be a lot of British accents. Maybe I am the idiot for thinking butt chin Jude Law or fat face Ron Perlman were going to whip out a Russian accent for this movie.

Also, there is a dirty sex scene that goes on forever. I don't know if you pervs are into that sort of thing, but to each their own.