Hugo

Nathan
Jul 14, 2020
1 min read

0/10 stinky bananas

Big time artsy fartsy crap. I hated this movie so much, I didn't even bother to finish it.

There is some dumb kid with a dumb robot that can only draw things. This movie made me not care about robots and I love robots. I don't think I watched long enough to figure out why, but Ben Kingsley had a big dump in his pants the entire movie and I didn't like that. Change your poopy diaper Ben! Also the boy kid actor was annoying as fuck. Get better at acting kid.

Hugo won Oscars, proving once again that the Oscars is a dumb bum institution.

If you watch this movie and like it then you have to marry your mother-in-law.

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