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John Wick

  • Nathan
  • Jun 20, 2020
  • 1 min read

9.6/10 stinky bananas


An all-time action movie. Completely reinvented the action genre and Keanu Reeves simultaneously. What the fuck was Keanu doing for the decade before John Wick, I swear he died after Matrix 3.


Just kick ass action from start to finish. The fighting scenes have great combinations of guns, knives, and MMA. The combat is also based in some semblance of realism, as John is constantly reloading and taking a goddamn beating. I love how simple the story line is: John's wife dies, Russians kill dead wife's dog present, Wick kills all the Russians. Amazing stuff.



 
 

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