Moana

Nathan
Jun 15, 2020
1 min read

9.4/10 stinky bananas

Top 1 Disney movie with a Top 1 soundtrack. If you disagree with that then you can just fight me.

Every song in the movie is the best song I've ever heard.

Also, The Rock. The Rock is the greatest talent of all time. OH, YOU THOUGHT HE COULDN'T SING THOUGH? Guess what, he's the fucking best at that too. And his character does The Rock eyebrow thing in case you didn't know it was The Rock. I love that shit and I love The Rock.

If you haven't seen Moana yet then you simply haven't lived.

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