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The Matrix Revolutions

Nathan
Jun 19
1 min read

2.6/10 stinky bananas


The Matrix has officially lost the plot. I have legitimately no idea what is going on in this franchise anymore. Back-to-back stinkers after an absolutely fantastic opening film.


There is lots I don't like about this movie, but I'm not interested in talking about it. I only want to launch one official complaint. Ready? Here we go. If all it takes to take down the robots is an EMP, why don't they have 50 of them in the city? Makes no fucking sense.


Anyway, I only like 2 things about this movie:

  • Hugo Weaving

  • The robot suits. Those are cool. That one part where the guy is mowing down a shit ton of the bad robots and then gets killed fucking rules.


Don't waste your time with these Matrix sequels. Pathetic stuff. See ya.



 
 

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