The Matrix Resurrections

Nathan

Jun 19

1 min read

1.1/10 stinky bananas

Bland. Bad. Embarrassing. I will never watch this movie again for the rest of my days.

I'm not sure if they had restrictions because of Keanu Reeves' age, but what the fuck are those action scenes? Every action scene is Neo using the force. Wrong franchise, pal.

That's it. I'm disgusted. See ya.

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