The Lighthouse

Nathan

May 2, 2020

1 min read

0/10 stinky bananas

This movie is artsy fartsy crap. It's about two guys that lose their minds in a lighthouse, who the hell cares. Willem Dafoe is still the ugliest motherfucker I've ever seen in my life. If it wasn't for Spiderman this guy would be a nobody. Anyway, the best part of this movie was the 20 minute nap I took in the middle of it. Fuck this movie.

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