The Art of Self-Defense

Nathan
May 2, 2020
1 min read

8.7/10 stinky bananas

This is a movie maybe eight people on the planet have seen, but it is quite good. I've seen many movies in my life but none quite like this one. It is funny, thrilling, and a little twisted.

Jesse Eisenberg plays the same character in every movie he has ever been in and he does it to perfection in this one.

If you like karate and other manly-man things then you will like this movie. Watch this movie, or don't, I don't care.

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