Signs

5.5/10 stinky bananas

Nondescript movie. Very mediocre.

I've discovered that I'm not a big fan of M. Night Shyamalan's work. The majority of his movies are shit. He made a career off of one big twist in a Bruce Willis movie that broke everybody's brain. Granted, it was a good twist. Good for him, I guess.

Anyway, the writing is clunky. There should've been way more alien fighting.

I'm going to try out a new segment now. Here it goes:

The Danny McBride Line of the Movie goes to... Mel Gibson for delivering the line, "My vote counts as two". That's classic Dad shit right there. I laughed.

I'll be workshopping that segment, but I think I found something there. Stay tuned.

Anyway, some people will tell you Signs is a really good movie. Those people are wrong. You can go ahead and skip this one. You're welcome. I just saved you 1 hour and 46 minutes of your life. Time is money. I just made you money. Wow. I'm doing the Lord's work. See ya.