Rocky 3

9.1/10 stinky bananas

Without a doubt, the BEST Rocky movie.

What's not to like? Rocky 3 fucking rocks.

I'm going point form mode:

• Eye of the Tiger opening is fucking great, excellent way to pass time.

• These boys are on the JUICE. They are ripped beyond belief. Stallone looks unreal on roids. So does Apollo and Clubber, but come on, Stallone leveled up big time.

• Rocky vs Hulkster fight is fucking hilarious. Great TV.

• Rocky's retirement presser is all time.

• More Mick and less Adrian is the recipe, baby. The less time Adrian is on my television the happier I am.

• Mick dying is an absolute heartbreaker. I fucking love that guy.

• The beach scene into the montage is literally 10 out of 10 filmmaking. Phenomenal work. Perfection. No notes.

• Creed's cornerman does it again. Absolute scene stealer.

• Easily the best Rocky ever looks as a technical boxer.

• Watching Rocky win fights never gets old.

• Creed vs Rocky faceoff to end the movie. Chef's kiss.

Certified TSBRSoA club member. This is the peak of the Rocky franchise. Rocky 3 is by far and away the easiest Rocky movie to go back and revisit. You can hop in at any point of the movie and have a damn good time. If you don't like Rocky 3 then get the hell out of my face. See ya.