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Rocky 3

  • Nathan
  • Feb 5
  • 1 min read

9.1/10 stinky bananas


Without a doubt, the BEST Rocky movie.


What's not to like? Rocky 3 fucking rocks.


I'm going point form mode:

  • Eye of the Tiger opening is fucking great, excellent way to pass time.

  • These boys are on the JUICE. They are ripped beyond belief. Stallone looks unreal on roids. So does Apollo and Clubber, but come on, Stallone leveled up big time.

  • Rocky vs Hulkster fight is fucking hilarious. Great TV.

  • Rocky's retirement presser is all time.

  • More Mick and less Adrian is the recipe, baby. The less time Adrian is on my television the happier I am.

  • Mick dying is an absolute heartbreaker. I fucking love that guy.

  • The beach scene into the montage is literally 10 out of 10 filmmaking. Phenomenal work. Perfection. No notes.

  • Creed's cornerman does it again. Absolute scene stealer.

  • Easily the best Rocky ever looks as a technical boxer.

  • Watching Rocky win fights never gets old.

  • Creed vs Rocky faceoff to end the movie. Chef's kiss.


Certified TSBRSoA club member. This is the peak of the Rocky franchise. Rocky 3 is by far and away the easiest Rocky movie to go back and revisit. You can hop in at any point of the movie and have a damn good time. If you don't like Rocky 3 then get the hell out of my face. See ya.



 
 

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