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Disclosure Day

Nathan
Jun 25
2 min read

0/10 stinky bananas


What the fuck was that, Spielberg? God-awful movie.


Spielberg has officially lost his fastball. Absolute mess of a movie from top to bottom. POORLY MADE.


I HATE ALL of the characters. Especially Jane, talk about an irrelevant and incredibly irritating character. She honestly believes that people should not know about aliens because it might shake their faith in God. What kind of crack is she on? Even if it did, and all the nuns and monks in the world threw down their bibles and started fucking like rabbits, what does it matter? Who the fuck cares? The entire religion subplot is so fucking aggravating because it's completely nonsensical. Did Spielberg discover religion yesterday, and loved it so much that he had to stuff it into his new movie? I'm rattled.


Speaking of nonsensical, the aspect of the movie where they suggest that divulging this information about aliens might "tip the scales" and start a nuclear war in a world that is already on the brink of a nuclear holocaust is beyond stupid. You're telling me that the leaders of the world, who all have their hands hovering over the launch button, will see this "news leak" and be like, "Alright, this world is too far gone, launch all the nukes." Give me a fucking break. In a more realistic setting, nobody would give a rat's ass about a bunch of dinky little aliens rummaging around the sky like Rocky and Bullwinkle.


Speaking of the aliens, what a pathetic design. They didn't even try. They look like what 5-year-old kids think aliens look like. Also, why can't they fly their ships? Every piece of archival footage was a crash site where some alien drove his ship into the ground like Jim Lahey after a few drinky poos.


And the kicker? The movie is 2 and a half hours long. It should've been 0 minutes long and erased from my memory. Don't waste your time with this piece of shit. You're welcome. See ya.




 
 

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