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Nathan

Dec 18, 2024

1 min read

0.4/10 stinky bananas

Bad movie. Largely unfunny and boring. The Rock and Captain America should be ashamed.

The only good part is when Nick Kroll does the splits to dodge the snowman's ice sword. That was fucking hilarious. Everything else sucked.

Don't waste your time with this piece of shit movie. See ya.

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